A Bonus Better Than Dog Food: Showgirls, The Commentaryish

Break out the pasties and bedazzle that fringe! It’s time to visit everybody’s favorite city of sex and scandal, viva Las Vegas as Christine and Emily sit down–IN THE SAME ROOM–to sorta kinda do a commentaryish recording to the tune of Paul Verhoeven’s thrustacular camp classic, Showgirls. The audio is probably about as skilled as Elizabeth Berkley performing Lady Macbeth, but I’m sure it will go down smoothly enough with some brown rice and vegetables. So crack open a strangely sized bag of chips, slip into your slinky Ver-sehs, and prepare a cold bowl of chest-loving ice cubes to play along. When in doubt (or if you can’t hear us), always remember to thrust it, thrust it, and THRUST IT.