Stocking Stuffers 13: A Husband For Christmas

We made it to the finish line, and the titan bestowing a medal upon our eggnog-stained cardigan running gear is none other than the king of Christmas, Eric Roberts? Yeah, so this is Ion’s A Husband For Christmas starring Vivica A. Fox as an overworked single gal who enters into a sham marriage so her underling can get citizenship and then, can you believe it? just might all in love. There’s a lot more to it, of course, including a whole lot of montages, dead wives, sassy best friends, public domain songs, and what might be the most meta examination of photoshop in a David DeCoteau movie. I hope you all had a great holiday season, found a good-hearted partner equal to you in terms of attractiveness, and discovered the true meaning of Christmas. Happy new year!