95.2: Milla Matrix-ing through the Zombie Mosh Pit

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And you're listening to Movie Meltdown. Or are you? Get more out of life. Go out to a movie. Out of town.

Out of town. Out of the night. Out of town. This was the start of an apocalypse that would sweep the entire world. That was five years ago.

My name is Alice. The last survivors followed a radio signal to Alaska. This is Arcadia, broadcasting on emergency frequency. We offer safety and security, food and shelter. But I could find only one.

Claire, who did this to you? Umbrella. We have to move on. Our only chance for survival is finding the source of this signal. This is Arcadia.

We offer safety and security, food and shelter. Luther! Come on! The men responsible for this disaster took refuge underground. The Umbrella Corporation feels safe.

Everything is quiet here. They feel secure. help me if you can it's just this it's not the way i'm wired so could you please help me understand why you've given into all these reckless. Dark desires you want Lying to yourself again Suicidal in the soul Pounding on the phone line Wobbling. Cheeked again Through the you, precious Why would I, why would I, why would I Wanna watch you disconnect And self-destruct. One more time.

Welcome to Moving Out Downs, Out of the Town. Once again, I'm Ryan. This is Roger. I'm still Joni. I am Misty.

I'm Marlena. Mariah. Back from Amishland. Back from Amishland. Did you bring me more fudge?

I brought you some home churned butter. Just no fish tacos. I don't think they're allowed to make fish tacos. I don't think so. I think it's in the bylaws.

I don't think they experience other cultures in Amishtown, U.S.A. Or tacos. The Mennonites do. The Mennonites eat Mexican food. Alright.

What movie did we go see today? Resident Evil Afterlife. This week's Out of the Town feature is. I already told you. Too late.

Resident Evil Afterlife. Never mind. You said it all funky. How do you want me to say it? Like you did the first time.

Resident Evil Afterlife. There we go. The year, obviously, is 2010, since we just got back, and the director is the return, the triumphant return of Paul W.S. Anderson. Not to be confused with other Andersons.

Paul W.S. Anderson. Oh, okay. Never mind. Jokes.

So the plot, according to IMDb, that every week. This one's even more plotless than normal. Maybe, kind of. Okay, according to them... In a world ravaged by a virus infection turning its victims into the undead, Alice continues her journey to find survivors and lead them to safety.

Her deadly battle with the Umbrella Corporation reaches new heights, but Alice gets some unexpected help from an old friend. A new lead that promises a safe haven from the undead takes them to Los Angeles, but when they arrive, the city is overrun by thousands of undead and Alice and her comrades. are about to step into a deadly trap. That's awesome. Isn't that the plot for the last three movies? They didn't really try and get away to L.A. because they knew L.A. was ravaged by zombies.

Wait, are you saying the IMDb plot is full of holes? No, I would never say that. I would not say that to you. Impossible. That having been said, spoiler alert, it's a new movie.

We're obviously going to ruin the hell out of it. So, Just go see it before you listen to us tear into it. All right. That out of the way, where would you like to begin? I love this movie.

Sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off. It's okay. It was a good time. Has anyone seen Grandma's Boy? Yes.

Okay, you know the guy who developed the video games? Yes. Why did the main guy in this movie remind me so much of that guy? I hate your face. It was like the exact same guy.

Like the villain? The villain. The sunglasses? Oh, okay, yeah. He was like the same guy.

He looked like he dressed from The Matrix, but I don't. Well, to me, he looked like, and not that we haven't harped on him all episode long, but he looked like about 14 rungs down wannabe Chris Pine. Yeah. He sat there going, man, I wish I was Chris Pine. Man, I wish I was Chris Pine.

As he was sitting there. Me too, actually. He was like, I could be on the spot. That starts at the Enterprise right now. If I dress like the Matrix, maybe it'll make me more like Captain Kirk.

Wait, that doesn't make sense at all. I really just hated that guy. But you think you're supposed to hate him. I know, but for different reasons. His acting was terrible, and he really, really, really just made me think Like, I couldn't stop thinking.

He's supposed to be like that because that character in the video games, he plays a good version of the character in the video games. He's Wesker in the video games. You fucking hate him. I think he plays him pretty spot on. I think he's really good.

I guess. He's still an asshole. Yeah, he's just such a douchebag. But he's supposed to be. He fucks over everybody in the games.

You're not supposed to like him. To me, I think he plays a good portrayal of that character. Do I like him? No. You're not supposed to like him.

I wasn't overly thrilled with his performance, but. But to me, he's so similar to the video game character. That's the thing. I haven't played the video games as much, so. Well, he was a different...

Because in 3, didn't they use... They used somebody... This guy's completely different from that guy that they used, I think. Actor-wise or bad guy character? No, it's the same bad guy, but it's a different actor.

And that guy, almost his performance in his 3 lines that he said in 3, I think was better than, you know, everything, like his acting in this one. But. I agree. I think he was a great portrayal of Wesker from the games, especially for, you know, like the fight scene at the end was kind of like the same. But I don't know. he's just like them.

He fit as a, as a, just a Royal asshole. He's, he's an asshole. And he seems like not again, there's many references to this to come up, but he's definitely seems like he's pulling the Mr. Anderson card. Yeah.

He's playing that card a lot. Only he's not even doing, I mean, you know, that you, that guy is good. He can carry that kind of thing. He's, Like he's trying, once again, he's just bargain basement version of all these people. He's just, he wishes he looked like Chris Pine.

He wished he could deliver lines like, what's his face? Hugo Weaving. Yeah, Hugo Weaving. But he just doesn't pull off any of them for me. Again, maybe it's closer to the video game.

I just haven't played it that much. But as a movie, I was just like. He was the weakest link for me, was that guy. I think the weakest link was the plot. The whole fucking story.

I loved it. The movie was fun. I loved it. The fight scenes were awesome. It was beautiful.

It's a gorgeous movie. It looked amazing. It was a great movie. There was little, very little plot. There was very little plot, I'll give you that.

But I was okay with what they had. I was excited about, you know, okay, the third movie ended with all the ounces waking up and they're going to go storm the... umbrella headquarters tokyo which that's what you get in the beginning of the movie but i figured that that would kind of be leading up to and then the final battle in the bowels of the tokyo umbrella headquarters well it's decimated in the first five minutes yeah which is awesome actually it was awesome it was a great scene but i was kind of like wait well what now Okay, well now you're going to go look for the... They already moved headquarters. Yeah, this place that doesn't or does exist. Arcadia.

Arcadia that is free of the virus and there's no one dead and there's food and love for everybody. Well, they sort of changed gears midway through on all those. It's like they set you up on that battle and then that battle's over with really quick. And it totally slows down and it feels like a different movie almost. Well and then they also set up the plot like you were going to like the whole thing is going to take place oh we're going off to alaska we're gonna battle and like that's five minutes and then we're like oh well nobody here let's go somewhere else so and then it gets to yeah so what were you gonna say about the after that uh when it changes.

Gears it just changes gears and it's kind of like the beginning gets you so amped up and you know you get so much good stuff and then it just slows down and i'd almost would have been better if If there was a place in Alaska, I would have liked to have seen something other than what we've seen in the other movies. ruined cities okay the desert was awesome i could see going to like the frozen waste being a cool place to take. It that i think would it would have at least given us a change up in visual because that's what i noticed is like especially i don't remember much about two but to me this felt exactly like one visually because he loves to set it in the middle of a big metal room yeah everything's great metal yeah metal floors metal doors metal you know everything is just a huge metal compound before it was underground now it's still you.

Know it's a work that they kept it there because you know. Yeah it didn't matter really i mean i guess you wouldn't have the as many people to have you know in the middle of los angeles you're gonna have tons of people in the wastelands i guess they wouldn't have been surrounded to fight off all of those i don't know if zombies freeze to death in the cold. I don't know it would have been cool to have seen but it would have yeah You know, okay, we're going back to somewhere that decimated there in a building that's fenced off completely where every single undead in LA. Is now crowded around this. And I remember that from three, whereas the same thing, there's this one place out in the desert and every zombie around was crowded around it.

Well, why don't you have it in Alaska where maybe the infection is slowly starting to get there and you start seeing zombies show up or whatever. Yeah. And that would have been cool. Instead of just going back to the same old... Random rabid deer.

Yeah, and then have infected deer. Rabbit moose. Polar bears. Polar bears. I had to have it at a prison.

You can't have Wentworth Miller anywhere but in a prison. Right? Yeah, right? I thought that was hilarious. I know.

I'm like, poor guy. He's always in prison. Every single thing. That bastard cannot escape from prison. Literally.

To the entrance of... chris redfield which from the games you're like yes finally chris redfield he does nothing basically almost nothing he grows a lot. Well nobody really liked him in the game either you got to be one of the other everybody wanted to be her. So yeah she had more item spaces and was the master of unlocking and she's a chick it was harder and you're like geeks like to be the chick come on But, I don't know, it just seemed like then the Axe guy from Resident Evil 4 comes out of nowhere. And you're like, okay, where is this guy coming from and why? Is he wandering over from a coffee shop?

Yeah, was he just on break? And it's just like, oh, I feel Alice, you know, activate. I'm going to chill now. I don't remember much of, especially nothing about the second one. Did they work in any of those other weird, like, boss-type characters?

Well, at the end of the third one, you finally get the tyrant, which is the boss from the very first game. Yeah, I remember that. You know, give the fans what they want to see, and you're like, awesome. But other than that, you don't really get the myriad of other things you fight in the games, other than zombies. See, I guess they're just banking on everybody knows the story of the game.

Because, yeah, as a movie, they don't explain anything. Anything everything's just so random. Yeah especially stuff like that like zombie movies you don't really have to explain a lot the basic rules are there they all apply but this is a weird variation on a zombie movie where we're like engineering the zombies so we really can create other crazy things like these big giant. Mutants and they totally dropped that whole thing where Wesker started creating his own type of zombies super zombies that were kind of like in the third movie which was not him But, you know, in this movie, you saw his eyes glow. Well, the zombies he created were called Crimson Head zombies, and their eyes would glow.

And that would have been cool to have worked that in, in any way, shape, or form. Yeah. You know, Resident Evil 4 is a completely different game that didn't deal with anything, and that's what the axe guy was from. Came out of nowhere. Have him, like, launching these creations from the ship to come and kill whoever's left, that would have been cool.

Or if there was just a lab somewhere where they had been working and they set him free when the zombies started running him up or something. But yeah, there's just nothing. He just comes walking up. But I can't say that I really have a problem with it because it was so cool. He was awesome.

It was so good. Such great action scenes. So, I mean, I have a problem with the story, but I don't have a problem with the movies. Yeah, I'm kind of on my... And it really does, like, it is one of those, once she gets to Alaska and they're not there, it hits, like, this 20-minute lull of her flying back and her, like, talking into her camcorder the whole time.

Here's what. I mean, I know it would have just ended up being pointless, but it's just, like, I feel like they should have left it out because it was dumb. The whole time it kept showing, like, the plane or her, and it would say target locked. Okay, like, if you want to kill this girl, why don't you just, like, explode her right there like drop a bomb like really let's make it really hard and dumb and like lure her here so i can fight her personally you know it's just like fucking blow her up or whatever god. Well that's true the first scene there i'm like if he was really worried about it he should have just finished capping her right there Before he crashed into the mountain.

I mean, shit. But I don't even understand. What is Umbrella's... Yeah, what a shitty pilot. He fucking gets up and walks away.

Like, okay. Playing a pilot. Yeah, isn't there an autopilot? Shouldn't that inflatable guy come. Out right now?

Yeah, right? But what's Umbrella's motivation at this point? The world is decimated. Everything is dead. Everyone's gone.

What do you care? Like, there's no money to be made. It's not like you're... Why do you even care about any of this shit? And again, there could be a reason.

Especially by the end, he's got this big spiel about whatever he's doing. He could have gone into some sort of plan of how they were going to enslave all these people and build it into the umbrella world and do whatever. But he didn't have anything. Appealing world i'm just saying even for people who work for the corporation it seems like yeah. They well in the middle of talking to you they pull out a gun and shoot you that's how the uh everybody so what yeah well.

I guess actually spoiler alert but I remember now towards the end he wanted her DNA so he. Could be better but again that was all about him I guess so he still didn't have a plan as to what the whole world what he or Umbrella or whatever was going to do it was all just sort of He personally was going to infuse her DNA, and then he would be the special one and whatever, but... They're like, what do you do then? Again, yeah. More freak dogs?

You've got a big empty world for you to run around and, yeah, pet your dog. So is she human again? Yeah. Yeah. But she seemed like she was still super ultra-human.

She couldn't do the weird eye thing anymore, but she was still like, I'm going to kick your ass in slow motion. Yeah, could get hit with huge hammers. 7,000 times. I was really, I was like, okay, if she's supposed to be human again, that little swinging on the rope landing thing, I was like, no human being could possibly, granted, this is a movie, it's cool and all, and that's why I gave it points. I was like, you know what, I don't care.

It's Mula, she's that awesome. But yeah, I was like, if we're going to get technical, you might have been able to skate by when she wasn't human, but if you turned her human again, that shouldn't have just happened. It's funny, that's what I said at the beginning of the movie. I was like, oh, it's so cool. She's so super badass because she's not human.

She's like Superwoman. And then I was like, she's human again. And then two minutes later, they pulled that rug out from under you. Yeah, it's like, I wanted to have superpowers. I can't believe this anymore.

Well, now this is completely unbelievable. I was with you up until this point. It was all like a documentary until that came along. I just want to know. Where exactly that zombie friend came from because she wasn't in any of the games.

So, I mean... For the movie. Made up for the movie. I mean, usually. Why do they bother sticking with the other characters?

I mean, why bother having. Nerd appeal. Claire. Yeah. But.

See, and that's what I don't like is like, don't just like have some schmo in there and be like, oh, well, this is a character from the game, but they don't do anything. Don't they always do that with video game movies? Like they never match anything. Well, they do. But I was excited in two because two followed the second game so closely.

You're like jazzed about it. And then the third one came kind of less jazzed about it. And this, it just departs further and further, and you've got no connection with the characters whatsoever, ever. It's just a name on a person. Which I think is what they were trying to do with all these.

It's like they've never really followed suit. It's like they've always just thrown things in for the sake of them being popular. Like we were saying, they'll take a character from this game and put it in here where it doesn't belong. They've totally skipped over those important two characters for the first two movies. They finally brought her in the third one.

Now they just throw him in for the sake of throwing his name in there. So I think that's all it is. It's just they feel like they have to check the list and be like, oh, got that, got that, got the dogs. We're all set. It's Resident Evil now.

Dogs were freaky. I did not like that. Dogs got extra freaky. Yeah, they scared me in the pants. See, and, you know, going back to it would have been cool to have seen things in Alaska with once you got into the hold of the ship and everything was stark white, I loved it.

I did like that. I thought that was awesome. Yeah. Unlike that sterile kind of, you know, again, umbrella feel. I was like, this is cool.

Just the change of a color palette made such a big difference than... The gray, brown, black. I mean, that's what I give credit for the third one. I really like the way it looked. It did bring a whole new color palette in and really was like a different visual experience.

It may not have been amazing, but I mean, I think... Visually, it was kind of cool to look at, and this one just seemed like it went right back to the first one. I know the zombies in the game are probably like this, but I just feel like they were so. The zombies were the most boring part. They're all so similar.

There was no threat, really, from them. I mean, after four years, they can't be much harm. I mean, they couldn't be that fast, really, which I understand. Unless you're one of the ones that now have squids coming out. Of their balls.

What's their metabolism like? Which reminds me of Blade II. I think that's where they got that from. It has no basis from the game. It was never in the game like that?

I thought at some point maybe they mutated them into something like that, but I guess not. I like that Mila was hot in this movie again. She was way hot. The last couple movies she was in, she was in Perfect Getaway. She wasn't so hot.

She had those stupid bangs that I wasn't dealing well with her because... She's hot, but those bangs on her. I like her with bangs. I think she normally looks good with bangs. I didn't like her in that movie with bangs.

I don't know if it was the length of them or what. Maybe. But then, I don't know, just the way they had a saying about them, I don't know. But in this movie, she was way hot again. She looked feminine again, which is good.

Because even in the second movie, she was tough. Hot, yes, but, like, too tough. Like, you know, all of her femininity was gone. I like the third one where she was all, like, rogue warrior down. Yeah, yeah.

Again, the third one's kind of a cool aspect. That's what she designed her own costume on, so she had that going for her. I kind of want to be her for Halloween. The costume was awesome, actually. I really liked just the whole look of it.

Yeah, the fact that she had, you know, the guns on the back and her samurai sword and had, like, two, like, freaking magnums on the front there on another holster... And then the weird leggings thing, just the whole look she had was actually awesome. Which I'm interested that six shooters are now 40 shooters. I mean, automatics, you can shoot all day, but it's awesome when she's doing the same thing with revolvers. I'm like, wait, what?

You ran out five minutes ago. No, she got that gun from Ash. Oh, this is true. She went to S-Mart and picked those up. Right?

I like her on. A quarter bullet. Yeah, a quarter shotgun. Those were kind of cool. Pretty rounded.

Oh, okay. I didn't know. It's a hobby of mine. But as far as her being hot, that's the other thing I noticed. And once again, just to kind of stay on this train of thought, I noticed this time she's not a kid.

And again, in my mind, she's still that 16-year-old girl that they started putting in movies. And I finally looked at her and went, okay, she's a grown-up lady now. And then I looked at her and was like, She looks really good. That's what I was noticing. Her face just looks really good.

She was born in 75. Yeah. So I'm just like. It's got to be about 40. Yeah.

I was just like, she looks really good. And I don't know if I've stopped and paid attention to her. But yeah, I kind of like getting on the bandwagon of not selling women off just because they turn 30. Right. I think, you know, she's another one of those that looks really good, not even for her age, just in general.

And I think it's kind of cool that she's held on to not just this property, but continues to get roles, even though she's not the kid that she used to be anymore. She still looks damn good. Well, she trains, like, for every one of these movies. She's, like, a complete badass. I mean, whatever.

That, too. But, I mean, you can get too over the top. You can get old and. Creepy, Madonna. Yep.

Ugh. She is she is ripped but um she looks fucking scary now whereas this is different to me i was just looking at her face on the giant screen i'm like mila just looks attractive yeah skin's good beautiful so it's yeah i think if nothing else it shows that you can be like an aging actress and still have work in hollywood it goes against the grain i know but yeah get on board that that's kind of. Cool i know it's been like over 10 years but i can't look at ali larder without. Thinking what great bikini, with great bikini, with great bikini. Right?

I can't. I just can't. I can't look at her without thinking, God, shut your mouth. Why? She's like this all the time.

Yeah. I can't even do it. She has a weird mouth. She's a mouth reader. She goes back and forth with me.

I think she's pretty, but I mean. She did keep her mouth closed in this movie more than normal. She has a small mouth. But it's just like, always open. She's just always overly like, ugh.

I can do this. I'm a badass. It's fun. But I didn't hate her in this movie. It's just like her teeth are too big for her mouth and it's just like they're always straining to cover it.

Her lips are just like ripping. There's a hand motion going on with her mouth right now. She secretly hates every second of life and is looking for operations to push her jaw back. Actually, isn't there a creature that kind of looks like that in one of them? Yeah.

Yeah. Has like some sort of weird mandible thing. There you go. Don't get me wrong. She's a nice girl.

I like her just fine, but she's a mouth breather. The classics never die. That's the best quote I've heard today. Damn straight. Well, and you know, we're getting to the prison and.

Getting all these new characters where you've got, you know, the token black character. You've got the token. Who I actually liked. Yeah, we all liked him. The Hispanic Jesus.

Oh, I liked him. Was his name Jesus? No, his name was Angel. Angel, sorry. Angel, Jesus, whatever.

They all had. Little Mexican names written down. And they're awesome. And then there's the sleazy lawyer slash. pleaser suit larry. Producer guy and his little man boy slave.

It was fun watching me cut in half though yeah and he was kind. Of like but we worked in an asian dude you know we got it we got. All the tokens and there were only like five characters but every single one. Of them was a token the british accent girl who was. Like some sort of even jay forgot where she went halfway through the movie he's like oh but yeah when the movie was over jay's like where'd that one girl.

Go she's the tom savini of this movie She disappeared midway in. What happened to her? She got eaten. They got out of the water. That's why.

Yeah, she got sucked in. Yeah. Which is, I guess that was just set up because, you know, he sucked her off and then it was gone and so you kind of, with the black guy, you kind of got that saying, oh, well, fuck it, he's gone now. But he comes back. Spoiler.

Yeah. He sneaks out at the end. What did they say? Star power bitches? Yeah, star power bitches.

They are still in L.A. Well, it's funny. Well, I thought that was more a Mario reference. star power you know he did star power and. I just ate a mushroom motherfucker I. Like the Asian I like the Asian guy the uh angel guy I liked.

Him I wanted him yeah and he got wasted the worst way he died he didn't even get killed in a cool way he just got killed. In that random yeah random out of the blue. He was like that wasn't even necessary you could have done what you wanted to do without. Yeah just just go hey look over there and then run for the plane seriously did you need to excuse me I have to go to the bathroom mhm Would you help me, little sidekick guy? Yeah, really.

Why don't you hold things for me? Yeah, hold it. And he'd be like, okay. Shake. Because he seemed like he was up for that, but.

But I have to say, actually, as far as the prison aspect of it, granted, the visuals are very similar to before, but I like the idea. I think that's one I was like, oh, huh, I'll be damned. I'm writing that down for the contingency plan, because that's a hell of an idea. We haven't seen that before, have we? Is that a zombie movie?

Moving into a prison, basically, to protect yourself? That's pretty secure, yeah. I mean, can you get a more secure haven to escape from zombies? I don't know. Something about them being there for four years and not knowing that there was a truck downstairs.

Yeah. Or an arsenal. At least, I guess, the armory you couldn't get to because of the war. You want to keep yourself sane after four years in this dingy frickin' prison with the same people reading. I would have wanted to just kill myself.

I mean, like, I feel like if the world was... If the world was that bleak, fuck surviving. Just kill yourself. What's the point? Why do you make me look cheerful?

I've been like. We can do it, guys. We can do it. Come on. It's what zombies miss living for.

Zombie apocalypse, let's do this. Poor Chris Redfield, he's in the prison, in this box locked in the prison. Like, oh, fucking Jesus. That did suck. God, give him a magazine or something.

At first I thought he had a piano in there. I was like, what the fuck? Well, I was like, they had a guard sitting out there 24-7. I'm like, where is he going? Look at that box.

It's like a fucking lecher box. I mean, he's not going anywhere. Yeah, I was like, isn't that the point of that box is that they cannot escape? I mean, you're in a prison in a prison. Surrounded by zombies.

Yeah, where the fuck's he going? And he's like 22. What the fuck is he going to do? Just let him out. I was really excited for the busting out in the urban crushing vehicle.

Yeah. But apparently its engine was not installed, so... I was pissed. I was like, yeah. Exactly, right?

I was like, this is going to be bad. I didn't like that build up in Disappointment. Well, I was okay with that because I was kind of like, oh, kind of like Dawn of the Day when they... make those big RVs, because that part was awesome in Dawn of the Dead. So I was kind of like, well, it would have been cooler because it was more military outfit instead of like the, you know, ramshackle school bus thing that they throw together. Although I did like that one scene where he took off in the airplane and he went in and skidded.

And like chewed through everybody. That was fucking awesome. All over the ground red everywhere. Good times so yeah i guess to me that was at least a change that was different you know we had and i guess the tunnels were kind of creepy having to deal with that in the middle of zombies you know yeah it's good to know zombies. We did not get to see her shower yeah what was.

Up with there was another build up no freaking delivery. Not even like she slowly takes off her gun. Yeah not even side boob or anything. Yeah we've seen her boobs and the first two yeah two we see boobs but then they i guess. You know she's cool with it she's okay she's damn near 40 now maybe they're not where they used to be.

No for her i. Mean come on now I think she'd be damn near 70 and they'd still be where they're. Supposed to be. She's got that metal breastplate holding them all day long anyway. They're not going anywhere.

So she should be awesome i feel like her legs looked a little fatter in this movie what. The hell you say they still look good They just looked a little fatter. What the hell are you saying? At some point, we need to go ahead and say, I mean, my legs are fatter. I'm not judging.

I mean, I'm not hating. I like fat legs. She got thunder thighs right now. So does Jerry Lee Lewis. That song kept looping in my head.

Keep your own dress down. But maybe she's just growing up. Maybe that's part of, you know, now she's not a little kid anymore. She doesn't have stick legs now. She's a woman now.

She's got little meat on her legs. She's healthy. I like a woman with a little meat on her legs. No shame in that. Oh, man.

But the end, kind of how it, like, they... beat Wesker and then beat him again and then blow him up and then they really saw the people that were in the hold of the ship like an experiment on and the lead up to the fifth movie I guess now would be is like, it's going to be a short movie because they're fucked. Yeah, kind of. Like, right off the bat. They have, like, maybe a. Hundred rounds between them, four people.

Like, dozens. Yeah, and then the rest of them are all just in, like, white jumpers. And they got PJs. And they need you to target. And I don't know where Umbrella is still coming out with the resources to fucking send this tack force, who I'm guessing is...

Right? That's where they are, Abu Dhabi. The underground fortress of Abu Dhabi. And it's Odie, one of the dogs there in Abu Dhabi. Nermal.

No, it's Nermal. Maybe Odie went with him. I always think of Abu Dhabi, I think of Garfield, I think of dogs, and I think of Odie. Well, he always said normal things. Zombie Odie is what you're saying.

Yes. Zombie Odie. Zombie Odie's like, you picture his little Odie head cracking open. Yikes. That's how I'm just like, the fifth movie is going to be short and stupid, because how are they going to get at us?

Well, there was the planes in the bottom of the ship. Maybe they all gathered into the planes. Maybe. Well I mean maybe they'll just pull what they did this last time because they set you up for two very specific things on this one and then they you know 10 minutes in both of those are out the window well they deliver on one but then it's just over with and gone and then they don't deliver on the other so I mean maybe they're just gonna like knock out that first scene she'll like pull out a flare and shoot the plane and the whole thing will go down well and. I'm pretty sure that they shoot one plane and for some reason crashes into the other yeah it causes.

This domino effect and they all blow up It only cost one bullet. And then they're like, all right, well, what do you want to do with the rest of this movie? Well, and super duper spoiler alert, I'm pretty sure that this is a return of Jill Valentine as the leader of this tech force or whatever, who disappeared at the end of the second movie, and you never know what happens to her. Because Carlos, who leaves with them... Ends up in the third movie, but Jill somewhere disappears.

And now she's blonde. Off to Umbrella. And, yeah, so. She's got one of those weird red bug thingies. Those spider things, which are stupid.

I want to talk about one of my major problems with this movie. All right, there's all these planes. How does she know which plane he's going to take to put the exploding thing on? I kind of thought that. Well, first, I think my first thought was.

Didn't we just kill him, like, four times? Like, how many times? Didn't we spend five minutes emptying our, like, clips into him? Like, two minutes of watching you shoot him. Like, okay, granted, if you want to have the fake-out scene, why devote that much time to killing him if 30 seconds later he's going to be alive and flying a plane again?

I'm just like, what? But how did she know which plane he was going to take? And there's all those planes. How did she know which one? I know she's awesome and all.

She may be human, but she still has superhuman perceptions. But is she still human? Maybe they're connected. I don't think she is. I don't think she is.

I think it's like that X-Men shit where it's like, you'll be cured for a little while. Well, if you know, like a spoiler alert, when she throws that knife and it hits Wesker in the face and it gets his blood on it, that's the same knife that guy picks up and. Stabs her with. So does she have. Maybe she's reinfected.

They cross-mogenated their DNA. Cross-mogenization. Yes, yes. Maybe it was DNA transfer without any intercourse. Ooh, my favorite kind.

Boring. From across the room. With a water balloon. So is that going to be the next one? With a water balloon.

So the next movie, is she going to be back to being all super kick-ass? I hope so. I love that. That'd be cool. At the beginning of the movie, you're like, fuck it, let's go drinking.

Yeah. I loved all the Alice clones and how they were just rickrolling everybody. It was a whole army of people. Rickrolling everybody. It's a whole army of hot mules.

Yeah. So, I mean, holy shit. And she was in 3D. What more could you fucking ask for? Yeah, that was my next step.

Let's discuss the 3D aspect. I was kind of disappointed. I thought it looked good. I thought it looked good. I thought it looked good, but as much as they were hyping it for the most, it's shot specifically, everything's going to be in 3D, it's made specifically, and it's going to be the best 3D ever, and it's like...

It's no better than My Bloody Valentine. That's where I put it. But to me, that's been the high part for all of them. I mean, that's been about the best thing I've seen. But if they're going to hype it as being so much more awesome, I expected...

I mean, I still loved it. It was still fun. But I expected a little bit more. Nothing's going to be better than Avatar for me. I mean, you can't reach that.

But they were trying to hype it as using the same kind of 3D that he used for that. So I expected a lot more. I mean, it was still good, but it didn't seem up to par. It didn't seem like where it should be for what they were hyping it as. I thought just in general everything looked good.

I didn't notice that there was a lot of the gimmick of it coming out at you. It looked good, but it wasn't blown away. My boy Valentine 3D utilized that a whole lot more and better. Well, this one used it quite a bit, too. But still, I wasn't blown away with it.

It wasn't like... oh my god it's mind-blowing it still looked good the rain in the beginning shots was awesome yeah it's the scene where the oh my god it made me dizzy when they were doing this with a pull-up scene and then the back down i was. Just like yeah i think i had that too i was like whoa i got a little too crazy like that when. She threw the guns and going through the water yeah yeah that was awesome well i think what i gave this one credit for more than anything 3d wise was the same thing i was probably most impressed with with the my bloody valentine was just the layering and they just within the scenes themselves you could actually see background and you could see people in another layer in the background and then you could see her in the foreground or whatever.

Like every scene. Was yeah or even when it wasn't they found a way for it to still be sort of its own layer further back and this which is to me is kind of the cool part like that's not gimmicky that's just making use of the technology that's what i think if you're going to do more movies like that they should sort of focus on being able to make use of that and. That's that's what i think is the best thing about 3d is not stuff coming at you it's the depth that they can kind of project back into the movie to where you get that sense of depth instead of, ooh, I'm getting shot in the face with bullets. Oh, I still like that. It's still fun.

That's fun. That's fun, too. But definitely, I think the depth of field, like drawing that back, I think is more like wowing to me. Like, you know, when she slid down from the crazy rope slide and landed in the zombie, like, frickin'... whatever mosh pit there you go and when she was running through them and they were all like right fucking around her and she shoots both of her yeah quarter pistols or cannons or whatever that to me was like the depth of field of that was like oh this is bad looking this is just awesome. There's a lot just even like the simple like the her on the beach at the beginning like that looked really good and you there was like the whole layers of the ocean versus the beach versus the stuff that was up in the foreground that stuff all looked really good and then once you get into like very specific things like The first time they show the hole that the zombie had dug, you really got that sense of depth that it went on forever.

That was kind of creepy, too, because then they have to go in there at some point. I think they made use of it. I'm not saying it's not good. I'm just saying I wasn't as blown away as I expected to be with all the hype they were giving it. I just don't go in expecting much with 3D anymore because the last few times has been kind of lame.

Marlena has to go say goodbye and go. Sorry, guys. All right. No feedback for you, then. No feedback.

There was specific Marlena. It was specific for me? Come on. I don't want to listen to it. Okay.

All right. Well, then I'll just have to wait for feedback. All righty. All right. Back to the movie.

What are we talking about now? I don't know. Where were we at? I don't have that much more to say. I don't know.

The only other thing I thought was kind of... I mean, there's a hell of a lot of Matrix-ing. Going on in this thing. Bullet time. Just like freeze-framing, jumping.

In a way, it was cool. There were times when they did something different. They've had several years of extra technology upgrades since Matrix to be able to do different stuff. So that first time it sort of freezes... and you're dealing with the 3d because matrix could never make use of the 3d aspect so it's like there's moments when it's like okay that's kind of cool that's making use of you know what they can do with this but let's do it again by the yeah by the end fight i was just like really like just hurry up and shoot him in the head i mean not slow-mo shoot him in the head we've seen that a lot of times so i could have lived with a little bit less matrix and but you know I know that's the thing.

Actually, I thought that was gone by now. That was the thing like five or six years ago. Yeah. Or more. This is probably a two-minute fight scene that is drawn out to five minutes because of all the slow motion.

If not longer. If not longer. Which, it still looked cool, but it was a little gratuitous there at the end. I was like, okay. It's not a great movie.

It's a fun movie. It's a very fun movie. It's very shiny. Not really shiny, but it's got a lot of explosion. Very pretty.

It's very pretty. To me, again, as much as I was not thrilled with his change to the old color palette, there were times when I was like, this visually is actually more impressive, I guess, than I've seen from him. I mean, he's made. Really good-looking movies. But he's also made some crap.

I mean, if I remember, he was Death Race, and Death Race was pretty bad. It was garbage. Well, I mean, even visually, though, it was just boring, and he brought nothing to the table, whereas... This, it's like that first scene where we're watching it in the rain and he's doing the close-up on the girl and we're just, you know, it's just cutting back and forth. All of that was actually visually interesting and more credit than I will normally give him for being a director.

So, I mean, he's actually got a little skill that if he would just not focus so much on matrixing and, you know, crazy nonsense like that and quit doing some of these, you know, more ridiculous things, ideas following more he does about as many video game movies as Uwe Boll but he does better video game movies he does better I'll give him that but that's also not saying. Much I always enjoy his movies so Uwe Boll? no not Uwe no dude fuck that guy Anderson. I want a list of all the shitty video game movies that fuckers made not necessarily now. But in general we'll get back to that But yes, I don't know. It's one of those.

Yeah, he's he's hit and miss. I think he's got visual style. He can deliver pretty good stuff. But then sometimes he just sort of phones it in and focuses more on the cheesy action or whatever, you know, what's easier. And I think that's.

If I didn't think he had talent, I think I'd let him slide on that. But I see moments here and there, and I'm like, you've kind of got a little more skill than that. I would kind of like to see him do something more with that. But maybe in the Three Musketeers. But definitely, I think it's a good... time if you you know yeah spend the time spend the money i think.

It's worth it you definitely go more towards the matinee like joni. Says yeah yeah especially since it's costing so much more for 3d in some places it's a fortune so yeah. It was we paid 24 dollars for me and jay to see it yeah. And that's i mean i've i know like in new york it's almost that a person like it's damn near 20 bucks a person to go so i Yeah, I mean, it's like that's that really sort of you have to deliver with a pretty impressive movie when you start asking that much. So it's kind of hard with these fun movies, you know, like. like this and piranha and it's like stuff that you go in just to have a good time with.

That's a lot. It's a lot to ask. $ 20 a pop, you know? Yeah. So, yeah, it's one of those you do sort of have to factor that in and be like, yeah, matinee, right? So, yeah, it's definitely matinee.

Maybe, you know, maybe full if you're a big. Maybe full price for if you go on a date. Well, if you're a Resident Evil geek and, you know, you really want to see it regardless, you don't really care. But for most people, I think... For the extra dollar amount, you'd probably be better doing the matinee.

But I think it's worth seeing it in the theater because I still think the 3D makes it more fun. It's something you're not going to be able to recreate any version of it really at home, not at this point. Or not with the technology I have, I'm sure. I'll tell you that. I don't know what you're talking about.

I was looking at 3D porn on the internet just this morning. Well, that's like every morning. But it's not going to look good on my cheesy 20-year-old TV now. Yeah, they need to just give us better TVs if they're going to keep making these high-tech movies. Yeah, those cost money.

I know. I can't even afford plumbing. I was rolling coin to go to the movie today, damn it. Word. Pole.

So, yeah, that having been said, if you want to see it in 3D, yeah, you better go while it's in the theater. Do it. Get shot by Allison. Do it. Have some quarters.

All right. Otherwise, I guess that will wrap up our Resident Evil talk. till next time till part five wonder how fast he'll crank that out. I'm gonna be doing twilight movies every like six months now. Those suck so those aren't in 3d though they're in glitter. But it does seem like they just started this one not that long ago it seems like we just heard oh they're gonna make the fourth one and now it's already in theater so maybe he's doing a quicker turnaround now i don't know but.

And he secretly already has them done. They've been in Canada for so long. Like Robert Rodriguez. They said he's already got a trailer for the second one. I don't know if that means in mind or he already shot it while they were on set doing the other stuff.

Because it wouldn't surprise me. Maybe they're all going to take a cue from Rodriguez and just start cranking them out all at once. Just sit them on the shelf somewhere. In WS's garage somewhere. Alright, we will take a break and be back with the rest of the show.

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I do feel a little hungry and thirsty. Okay, let's go to the lobby for a snack. Whoa! Hey, where are you all going? Why, we're going to the lobby for some of that delicious popcorn.

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Yesterday I woke up. The dead Kings of the zombies, now kings of the dead. We are eternally new, eternally old I am the wizard insane And. I command you to spread out the pain There is no blood without life No life without. God I'm undead And I am on the prowl I'm a.

Resident evil I'm walking around No power place For the works of our kind We are evil and curse We'll bite off your eyes You can come out with fists You can come out with knives. Hi. Yeah. Did you say hi? Yep.

Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Where are you?

What? Very well, thank you. I don't work at the cafeteria. What? Cheese.

What? Spaghetti. Spaghetti? Spaghetti? All right, we.

Are back and we've got feedback. I'm serious. Don't fucking play with my emotions. How much did you pay this person? Oh, yeah, you paid a quarter.

Yeah, again, I wouldn't have been able to go to the movie today if I gave him my quarters. Did you give him a lap dance? I don't think I did. It's always better when strippers cry. When strippers are crying dorks.

That's we are all right so this time we heard from barb who uh i believe you know quite well hello movie geeks i don't think she's actually like writing in from britain but but she did address it as hello. Hello just because she knows i don't like. British people um probably because she's pretty far from britain if i know Where she's, if I remember correctly. I remember where I stalked her last. I don't have time to stalk people anymore.

It's just too much trouble. Too much commuting and shit. So she says, just wanted to share my thoughts on the first Evil Dead film. I love it and it scared me. When I first watched it, I was angry because my ex and his friend thought the movie was hilarious, so they were almost ruining my fear buzz with the laughing and cutting up.

Bastards. Sons of bitches. It is still my favorite of the Evil Dead films, and the cover is awesome. The part where Ash's girlfriend's infection spreads through her foot still gets me. I just think it's a neat effect.

And then there's the whole tree rape thing. Yeah. Tree rape was pretty singular and excellent. Yeah. Oh, just thought I'd share.

And ends it with, thanks for the apple. Nice. Oh, and then the P.S. moment here in Too Bad She Already Wandered Out because she ends it with, black snake mole. Nice. In parentheses it says, this cracks me up every time.

So, sadly, she won't be able to do that for you this time, because she's wandered off mid-episode, as she's prone to do. All right. So, from there, we also. I have, like, a sound slip from, like, one of the other episodes. You can just slip in it.

I can, but I don't know if that'll really fulfill her need. Put it on a loop. I can throw it in there. We can just have it on a button over here. You can have, like, a remix, like a. that was sick i might even say ill.

We are so awesome so yeah next up we hear from naked eskimo which again i've decided to just throw them in that was our official email was the last one now this one i we usually get some interesting uh twitter's I'll use that term since you don't like the other one, Roger. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, we get some interesting Twitter responses. So, yeah.

One of my favorites from Naked Eskimo was, God bitch slapped my mom. Thank you. That was awesome. Yeah, that's us in a nutshell. Once again, Marlena, who's wandered off.

That was tied to her mother. No surprise if you know her stories of her mother, that is. Also, in response to our little dollar pitch we threw out there, which, by the way, did you ever fill in Joni on the dollar idea? No, I didn't. No, I didn't.

I don't think so. Anyway, we've got a surprise coming for you later. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we forgot to talk about this, baby. What?

Oh, by the way. Would you like to fill her in now? No, let's just go for it. No, we can wait until later. We'll go in cold.

It'll be a surprise. But this will really confuse you then, because, yeah, Nakedosco wrote in and said... I'll write the feedback on the dollar and then get it sweaty and send it to you. That's how awesome I am. As long as you send us money, we don't care.

We need the dollar. I don't know. Again, I didn't come up with the sweaty money idea the first time. But, you know, if you want to send it, I... And I'll get some tongs or something.

We'll spend it just the same. We've got surgical gloves. There you go. I don't want to know what you're doing with those surgical gloves. No, you don't.

Either way. You don't. It's your business. They also have practical uses. However, you can see it on www.hotpastrychefs.com.

Oh, yeah. Do we get a cut off of that? can we at least get bounced back and forth you know some sort. Of once my paypal comes through yeah that's right all right once the account gets we'll run some ads don't you worry once. I get my page for my socks. We can see between the two of you we could retire all of it that's what i'm saying.

I'm gonna start a page for my socks. Mistysocks.org hot socks hot socks hot misty socks i'm. Gonna see if that's available before i post this because i'm buying it if so. Right that's awesome i'm in i'm in You don't know. I've got 400 pairs of socks.

I put them all on mine. That scares me, Misty. That scares me. I have a closet full. Some people have shoes.

No, no, no. Misty, what's under all these socks? It's not Chris Pine. I swear to God, it's not Chris Pine. Yeah, no.

I believe Jay did refer to you as the Melba Marcos of socks, so that ain't no lie. I have a dresser plus a laundry basket full. It took me three hours to just get through the laundry basket because I was trying them all on and taking pictures. What? I like socks.

Let's see. Continuing. Well, let's see. So moving on, we also have a tweet here from, oops, I forgot, a Twitter response from Fozzie Bear. Yay, Fozzie Bear.

We start off with, the first one is, Movie Meltdown's recent episode all about Apple. I think I have to see this movie. Sounds like they all did acid and imagined it. No, no, that's a funny. No, it's yeah.

As we described, it still doesn't do any near the justice of actually sitting in front of it. Cause he's having flashbacks right now. Maybe it's okay. Apple flashbacks. Apple flashbacks.

Come back, baby. Come back. Come back. He's going to bite you. Somebody give me a belt.

You're going to lose one of them. Put something in his mouth before he bites his tongue off. Somebody give me a belt. It's insane. Oh, then he followed that up with, the good folks at Movie Meltdown just gave me an idea.

I'm going to subscribe to the podcast podcast anytime I'm alone with someone else's computer. Which I then responded to him and said, now anybody with any sense wouldn't leave you alone with their laptop anyway. That's right. But, yeah, I like that all of our endless amounts of bitching because nobody bothers to call in most of the time. Finally.

He follows it up with, and way to lay the guilt trip. I guess I'll have to call in even though I feel boring and have little to say. That's the way I feel. Prepare for the lame. Let's do it.

So, yeah, I guess at some point we'll have to hear from Fozzie Bear now because we guilt tripped him, which I said it wasn't even directed towards him. It was towards all the other slackers that haven't even been calling him. Well, no, he said he could feel the longing. He could hear it in my voice, that Fozzie Bear, I need you. He said he also hears that from Justin Timberlake a lot.

He stutters when he says his. Oh, and this one I just wanted to throw out there. Again, I guess we'll just mix them from everywhere. Mostly I think I'm doing it for. Any feedback we get, I don't care.

That's what I'm saying, but we've got so many places now that it sort of distracts from it. I mean, there's no way to be like, hey, call us and leave us feedback, because now there's like... Facebook and Twitter and now we have our message boards. So this one is actually from the message boards and that's kind of why I wanted to do it was to highlight the fact that A, our message boards are once again up and running and B, this one is pretty awesome so I thought you guys need to hear it. Again, it's at palavr.com and go to the Movie Meltdown message boards and leave us something like this because this is from gto-tim I'm not sure if he goes by that in the real world or not but um gto tim not tom gto tim and it is i got it that took me a second and it is entitled hoist a beer to the meltdown nice let's see it says this is just a small shout out to i can avoid the rest of it if everyone's not enlisted by name are you gonna be upset no Because you at least get one, Misty, just to feed your ego.

Oh, hell yeah. Oh, nice. So a shout out to Brian and Misty and the gang at Movie Meltdown. If I could send you a cold six, I would. But instead of...

He says you can't. But instead, I toast you from here in Seoul, I'm assuming South Korea? Awesome. With a cold height, he says the local PBR. Nice.

Nice. I've had my ears on Movie Meltdown for the last year or so, and it's gotten me through many flights and trains through Thailand and further points abroad. The Corman interview was ace. Even though I'm not inclined to get excited about Star Wars and the like, you still made it interesting. That being said, he says, can I make a recommendation for Sofa Theater?

Once again, we have many backlogged recommendations now. Not the room. Not the room. But this one, you might be equally as weirded out by this one. I don't know if you've even seen...

It's like the trailer of this. He says, how about the slimy exploitation classic Street Trash? Oh, God. That movie is excellent. Oh, shit.

I can't believe you just asked. This film is a hell of a lot of fun with some friends, some beers, and party favors. Yeah, it is. Something to offend everyone in this gym. Yes.

The other one I'd like to suggest is The Seven Faces of Dr. Lau. It is directed by the legendary George Powell in the 60s, starring Tony Randall playing multiple characters. It's almost like a Gilliam film long before Gilliam. Worth digging it up.

Which actually, I kind of had thought about that one a long time ago. It does seem pretty cool. He says, thanks for the episodes and keep on keeping on. that's excellent so i believe uh again half of us here are slackers and aren't online or don't have internet as we heard earlier so the response we got i'm still gonna leave him some but um yeah the response they got right off was uh from greg who actually had had some nice things to say as well and said he was glad to at least get a chance to sit in with us every once in a while and he said he wasn't sure if we'd take him up on the six pack or at least all of us would but some of us might so if he can you know fedex some height over here i'm sure roger will take sure.

Yeah tony and roger will definitely definitely. Oh but yes thank you to tim that was that was actually awesome and at a time when we we hadn't had feedback for quite a while that was really nice to hear that's tasty yes thank you tim it. Was tasty and it's thank you tom thank you. She knows what your name is she thinks she's being. Funny i am being funny i'm trying to harsh my funny.

Book but once again this this sort of uh what what i threw out there a few weeks ago of like who are these people where are we way off in the other parts of the world this is odd to know that we're going out to seoul you know that yeah. That's awesome people in korea i think that i'm keeping somebody company in a little bit you know because they're Commuting from here to there, knowing long commutes have gone on in some parts of my life. Well, maybe he's asleep on the train, too, and they can just be napping together. The security of sleeping. I think that's awesome, you know, knowing that we're being listened to while people are traveling around the world in some fashion is pretty freaking amazing.

Yeah, I'm still shocked by the. Yeah, I like it. That we're even going out to other cities in this country, let alone internationally. Yeah, right. Boggles the mind i was.

Like are we even getting like out until like falling. Rain nobody here listens but it's amazing how many and other places do that that still totally shocks me just shows what tastes are. Like the fact that anybody listens anywhere hey we're awesome and you know yeah. That you also should you know get a hold of us and let us know your thoughts similar to that feelings how awesome we are tell us that we rock much like we told ourselves there yeah Or other complaints. The disillusionment that we provide will only last so long.

Yeah, that's true. We need you to help. We need constant... Affirmation. Yes.

Boosting of our egos. I don't know if my ego gets any bigger. I know. These are tall ceilings, but not that tall. I need a shoehorn to get married.

Please send us your emails and give us a phone call. Hey. Hey. We're always up for voicemails as well. Yeah, no more naked pictures, though.

That was a bit much last time, guys. What are you talking about? That part was awesome. That's the only reason I come to this show for the naked pictures. Yeah.

So, depending on who you are, hey, send naked pictures. We'll take a look and decide who wants the photo. How about that? We'll divvy it up. We'll see.

Or you can draw naked photos onto money and then send it to us. There you go. Naked drawings. I think they may be sweaty just by a transformation. Portation.

It's been a long day, kids. So, yes, please continue with the feedback. Don't be shy. Just let your. Feelings roll on by.

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That's moviemeltdown.com. On by, on by, on by, on by. I don't think that was the reason. Ha ha. You're supposed to be here regardless of your gender.

We're not gender biased here. I am. Well, that's because you are racist and offensive and genderific. Genderific. Yes.

Is it time? Is that kind of like Fergalicious? I hope not. You might want to get that looked at. It is time.

What time is it, yo? Shocked of us countdown. Woo! I've got a picture called Sharktopus, which comes out September 25th on the Sci-Fi Channel. Yeah.

All right, Misty, are you in charge of it again? Unless somebody else wants it. Does anybody else want to do the time? Do you want to do the time? You don't tell me.

13 days, 3 hours, 6 minutes, and 25, 4, 3, 2, 1 second. Woo! It's clicking ever closer, ladies and gentlemen, to the glory. And wonder that will be Sharktopus. Sharktopus premiere.

Yes. I'm so stoked. And our infamous Sharktopus coverage. I drew a picture of Sharktopus the other day when I was sitting in the car waiting for a boyfriend to go pick the kid up. Sharktopus.

This was a different one than your other drawing of Sharktopus? Yeah, we did the same. Oh, my lord. Sharktopus. Are we going to use that as our title card for the episode?

It has addresses on it, too. I like that octopus. I can make use of that, though. It has addresses of the two same ones. I like how it's on a sticker folder.

Did it have Selena Gomez on it? It had Selena Gomez in here at one point. I called it Selena Gomez paper. Sticky paper. Oh, wait a minute.

It's as if I have this little head going. You can't talk about that. Anyway. I would have brought my McDashed Potatoes. Anyway.

That's exactly what the line is. All right. Okay, kids, get out your decoder pins. Is that a fucking chicken? Come on down to the bucket.

Wow. Chickens and piggies living as one. Chicken pig. What time is it? Dogs and cats living together.

Mass hysteria. For you members of the Secret Circle. It is time for the Movie Meltdown Secret Circle reveal of the next two features. Let's see. This week's feature, or next week's, or some feature.

Just next week. Next week. I think we're still on track. Yep. So next week's feature should be Night of the Creeps.

It's a classic. So, get on it. Let us know what you think of Night of the Creeps. Rewatch it, because you know you've probably seen it somewhere in your life before. Or if not.

I've never seen it. That's the thing. I think this should be interesting because I think we've got several new entries into Night of the Creeps. It'll be good to hear what other people. See.

There you go. This will be interesting. There's a cripple in it. Handicapable. Handicapable.

Walk challenge. We are so PC. And I thought I looked bad. So, yes, including the Tom Adkins interview. So, that will be next week.

We already talked about shooting somebody a whole bunch of times in the face. No, that's all in your imagination. In the following week, as we've already alluded to, we're actually catching up with it. The next week will be Shark to Push. Oh, my God.

I think I just broke my own, like, eardrum. You be careful with that. So, yes, Sharktopus Super Premier Party. Awesome. Are you all going to be here or do you have to work?

No, we're going to be here. It's at night. Saturday night. I told you a long time ago. You're supposed to get that day off.

All right. Otherwise, anything else to round up this episode? I think that's it. That's it. Well, I'm thinking as we go out, screw that perfect circle nonsense.

I think we should go out with Arcadia. Yeah. Because I'm the only one dorky enough to play Arcadia. Wow. And I own Arcadia, so F it.

I'm playing Arcadia. Do it. Let's roll with it. We're censoring ourselves now for saying F it instead of actually fucking? No, I actually say F it all the time.

Oh, fuck that. So fuck that. I still say fuck all the time. I just have occasionally decided to throw in. An F here and there.

But not, like, just the letter F. In his mind, it's E-F-F. Whatever, dude. Otherwise, that about does it. We will return next week.

Same geek time, same geek feed. Thanks for listening. Bye, guys. Have a good week. Have a good night.

Have a good week. Sometimes you have no choice. Sometimes you've got no voice to say. Say if you will the words. Say if your work is so great.

But we can decide. It There'd be no tears, no tragedy Sure I wouldn't break and cry if. You go your own. Way And leave me, hey Goodbye Goodbye is for Forever Goodbye is forever and ever Sometimes. It makes no sense.

The sign of cruel coincidence Brought up in our own bonfire To set us free Believe me, say goodbye Goodbye is forever Hey, forever Goodbye is forever and ever. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Hey! Goodbye! Hey, forever Goodbye is forever and ever Goodbye Goodbye is forever Hey, forever Goodbye is forever and.

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